{"product_id":"pocket-pickles","title":"Pocket Pickles","description":"\u003cdiv _ngcontent-ng-c3970025606=\"\" class=\"container\"\u003e\u003cmessage-content _ngcontent-ng-c3970025606=\"\" _nghost-ng-c2420074587=\"\" id=\"message-content-id-r_a09e069ade7f3b3c\" class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cdiv _ngcontent-ng-c2420074587=\"\" inline-copy-host=\"\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color force-compact-layout tutor-markdown-rendering\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_a09e069ade7f3b3c\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: ease-out;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIntroducing the Pocket Pickle – The Dill-icious Gag You Didn’t Know You Needed!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eEver felt like your pockets were missing a little... crunch? Meet the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"70\"\u003ePocket Pickle\u003c\/b\u003e, the ultimate low-tech, high-comedy wooden novelty item designed specifically for stealthy pocket insertion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eHand-carved and painted to look just like a classic, bumpy dill pickle, this wooden imposter is the perfect size to slide into a friend's coat, backpack, or jeans pocket when they aren't looking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Setup:\u003c\/b\u003e Slip it in unnoticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Punchline:\u003c\/b\u003e Wait for the inevitable moment they reach for their keys and pull out a solid wooden pickle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGuaranteed to confuse, amuse, and leave them wondering:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"56\"\u003e\"Who put a dill in my pocket?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s zero calories, 100% wooden, and 1,000% ridiculous. Perfect for April Fools', white elephant gifts, or everyday office warfare!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/message-content\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WNTB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48649683763357,"sku":null,"price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small","offer_id":48649683796125,"sku":null,"price":0.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Not Small","offer_id":48649683828893,"sku":null,"price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0604\/9267\/7277\/files\/pXqzOWi0Kg.jpg?v=1784337262","url":"https:\/\/sawdustnglitter1.myshopify.com\/products\/pocket-pickles","provider":"sawdust.n.glitter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}