Bitch, Please Tee

The Bitch Please tee embodies the energy of every Midwesterner who’s had just about enough—but still says “ope” when passing someone too closely.

Made from a buttery-soft 50/50 blend, this unisex tee is perfect for days when you’re feeling just a little venomous but still want to stay cozy.

Perfect for:

🐍 People who identify as “harmless but will bite”

🌊 River rats, lake lovers, and anyone who’s dodged a snake on a dock

🙃 Those who say “bless your heart” but absolutely do not mean it

Slip it on, channel your inner hissing water snake, and let the world know—you are not the one today.