Gee Whiz Tote

When you’re too polite to drop an f-bomb but still one minor inconvenience away from losing it, this tote gets you. Big, bold, and built to carry all the what now?! life throws your way, our “Golly Gee Whiz, For Cryin’ Out Loud” canvas bag is here to help you keep it together—barely.

Handmade in-house at Sawdust + Glitter, this heavy-duty tote is perfect for hauling groceries, kids’ stuff, random returns, or your last shred of patience. It’s Midwestern exasperation in bag form—and honestly, it’s about time.

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